It’s A Wonderful Regime: A GOP Christmas In Pinellas County
By James Lampe
As Christmas draws near, all the Pinellas County GOP members are adopting better Yuletide attitudes like being a tad more patient, and perhaps even trying to be a little more spiritual.
Well, not exactly everyone. The Chairman of the GOP, Mr. J. J. Beyrouti seems to exist solely in a parallel universe, where up is down, positive is negative, and conservative is liberal.
Like Mr. Potter in It’s a Wonderful Life, Mr. Beyrouti doesn’t mind positioning himself as a pillar of the community, despite being a little rough around the ethical edges. When Mr. Potter obtained an envelope of money he decided the best course of action was deception; take the cash and be quiet. He reasoned if he kept his mouth shut no one would be the wiser, and he would be just a tad richer.
James Lampe
Likewise, by obtaining a collection of conservative words that didn’t belong to him, Mr. Beyrouti decided his best course of action was deception. He reasoned if he kept his mouth shut, no one would be the wiser, and he would look just a tad more conservative.
When I happened upon Mr. Beyrouti’s Christmas greeting, I knew immediately something was amiss. How could I know? I knew because the words he offered under the “Chairman’s Message” were the words of a conservative, and I know in my soul Mr. Beyrouti could not have conjured up those words in a million years.
This is “The Chairman’s Message,” to his GOP subjects; a greeting mostly written by President Ronald Reagan.
This month, on December 25th, Christians throughout the world celebrate the birth of Jesus. The nativity story of nearly twenty one centuries ago is known by all Faiths as a hymn to the brotherhood of man. For the Christians, it is a fulfillment of age-old prophecies and the reaffirmation of God’s great love for all Mankind through a generous Heavenly Father’s gift of his own son. It is a message of hope and compassion, love and sacrifice. This is a gift we all can certainly use and cherish.
The Christmas spirit is alive whenever faith overcomes doubt, hope conquers despair, and love triumphs over hate.
Linda and I are happy to send you our warmest greetings and best wishes, and join you in recognizing the sense of renewed hope and comfort this holiday season brings to our family, our great nation, and the world.
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Holidays!
Jay J. Beyrouti
If you have ever heard Mr. Beyrouti speak you would know he is not a conservative, which is why he needs to relentlessly create illusions of himself as a conservative. He needs illusions because as a globalist it is impossible for him to author conservative thought and actually be a conservative.
Instead of degrading the conservative image of President Ronald Reagan by posting Reagan’s photo next to his own, Mr. Beyrouti should posting a picture of Joe Biden, who is also a globalist and plagiarist.
After the article which vetted Mr. Beyrouti, some GOP members acted as Winston Churchill predicted: “Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened.”
And that is how Mr. Beyrouti is able to maintain his regime in Pinellas, to hold meetings where Roberts Rules of Order are taboo, the term “New Business” has never been uttered, and where he as Chairman can direct GOP contributions to support globalist commissioners and state legislators, who are working together to raise taxes and bring a Light Rail project to fruition in Pinellas County.
The Christmas spirit is about love, joy and magic, not servitude and deception. Can you envision any love, joy, or magic being the source, or the result of Mr. Beyrouti’s actions? He claims to be a Christian conservative, yet he does not even possess the ethics, passion, or soul to write his own Christmas message!
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