Bitter In The Left Lane
By Rob Reilly
The past week’s coverage of Liberals-behaving-badly illustrates the true nature of the insidious threat their ideologies pose to America.
It’s not just the Feds that practice a never ending tirade of hate and constant campaigning to wreck America. Common, run-of-the-mill Liberals frequently misinterpret the concept of a civil society, as well.
I used to have TEA party and Palin stickers proudly displayed on our car. One day another car pulled up next to me on the interstate, hung out in my blind spot for a quarter mile, then promptly cut me off. There weren’t any other cars in sight, in front or behind. Then I saw that big “Obama” sticker on the back and realized what happened. He and his passengers were scowling at me as they went by.
I didn’t make any rude gestures with my hand, even though I felt like it. I didn’t flash the lights, in Morse code, calling him an moron for voting for Old Jug Ears. I didn’t even swerve over, Bullitt-style and try to run the guy off the road. Honestly, I didn’t.
It was a completely unprovoked and gutsy move on his part. I was driving through Polk County, so the guy really was taking a big chance. I hear Polk County has issued more registered concealed carry permits than just about anywhere else around. No, I wasn’t carrying at the time. He probably wouldn’t have pulled that stunt either, if I had the sticker on a fancy, four-wheeler, with giant tires…instead of my plain old family Ford sedan.
How do you explain that kind of psychotic behavior over a bumper sticker?
The Conservatives who have been on the receiving end of these lunatics have shown remarkable restraint. They haven’t resorted to any violence or pressed slander charges. Palin simply made a video and exercised her right to speak her mind. Ooooooh, scary!
Savage has been banned in Britain, because he has simply called Liberalism for what it is, a “dangerous mental disorder”. Limbaugh might be on to something with his media tweak of the day. He’ll make some sarcastic comment that he knows will agitate the Liberal press drones. He then sits back and enjoys the inevitable avalanche of free media coverage and becomes ever more valuable to his sponsors. Way to poke ‘em Rush.
It seems amazingly easy to get a Liberal’s goat, either by accident or design. Be sure to check my “Facing The Irrational Liberal…Get Your Irish Blather Going” story for a few practical self-entertainment tips.
All of this shows just how unpleasant and pathetic it must be to know that you, yourself, are a Liberal. Their unbridled, narrow-minded hatred for anybody that opposes them seems to have no bounds. They apparently enjoy being miserable and offended at everything. Typical Leftist logic, I suppose.
Think I’m talking through my hat? Everyday Liberals aren’t that bad. Read on, my friend.
Yesterday afternoon, I went out and proudly applied my shiny new “NOBAMA” sticker, that Dad gave me for Christmas, to the lower left corner of the back window on the van. There’s no way anybody can miss those happy “Hopey Changey” colors with that big fat “N” in front.
Later, as I drove up Orange Avenue, can you believe another bonehead did the same thing? Yup. The guy pulled up right next to me in the left lane and then abruptly swerved in front of us. No cars were pushing the guy. He even tapped the brakes, I guess, to emphasize his point. I’ll have to keep the old Nikon handy, so I can capture those long, perpetually sour faces and incriminating tag numbers. Hey, I could start posting the pictures on a fun mock-the-Liberal Web site, along with commentary.
With so many hyper-sensitive Liberals around, imagine how insanely they’ll act when I wear a “Chairman Maobama” tee-shirt.
On second thought, in their twisted reality, they might start lovingly call me lao tongzhi.
Let’s just see what happens…shall we?
